You may think Stardoll is a innocent site where you interact with different users and dress up dolls,but if you do,then wipe the shit out of your eyes.
Well,some parts of stardoll are completely free and safe,we call those the "elites".
The users with all the MKA rare clothing and the perfect grammar and speech,plus the bland personalities.
NOTE: Elites are known to be backstabbers,will give up a vital organ for First season DKNY.
Then we have the wemos and scene posers.
Most of which are alive in the club forums,or more known to be called "clubs".
They roam OriginalClub,Animal-Lovers.And FashionClub with their short bobs,lip peircings,vulgar writing style,and at least 40 fake eyelashes growing on their eyes like mold growing on old cheese.
Warning: Stay away from them at all cost,tend to attack with various flavored gummy bears in order to impress the guy in the "V.Neighborhood" topic.
Next thing you have to know is that the most popular clubs,e.t Animal-Lovers;OriginalClub;FashionClub, have a severe hatred toward eachother.
OC & FC tend to "invade" upon Animal-Lover's territory.
These "invasions" are known to be lame and filled with insults they got from their drunk older brother.
Animal-Lovers used to invade,but these invasions were far more planned out and entertaining.
The most well known invasions are the "flan,flan" invasion,and the "senior citizen" invasion.
Invasions are acts of supreme boredom.
Alright,now if by chance you piss anyone off by the invasion then give yourself 12+ flan flan points.
Next,the "populars",don't expect your topics in the forums to get fully admired.
People don't really care,unless your popular.
That's pretty much stardoll.
On stardoll,you pay 60 for DKNY platform shoes,and 4.99 for your soul.
Elite: O-M-G is that the Paulina wig?
Elite2: UH,YEAH! I SO HACKED THIS HOE,HAHA,that's what they get.
Elite: OH SPOT ON!
Scene Poser1: RAWRRzz!11one!!11 I iSHHH ASHHlEY!11
Normal Person: Uh,hi?
Scene Poser2: ZOMGGGzzz,ANOTHER SCENE PERSON!!!11 WANNA GO TALK ABOUT NEON AND RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS AND BOWS AND THE WORD "ishh!?"!?!?!!111
Scene Poser1: HELLZYEAH!
*Scene poser 1 & 2 run off to talk about stuff while normal person stands there thinking about what the hell he just saw*
Lame Invader from OC: HAHAHAHA,I INVADED YUUHSSZZ!
AL Member: All you did was make a topic.
Lame invader from OC: Yeah but...I...uhh..gave you emotional stress?
AL member: Sure thing honey,whatever helps you sleep at night.
I thought Stardoll was just for dressing up dolls,but someone hacked my acount and someone else from Animal-Lovers virtually raped me!
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