Assholes who can't even say "bro" and make it worse by saying "brah", though sometimes they say bro. I am excluding the Hawaiian slang here. Brahs typically play lacrosse (big here in Maryland) and in their spare time play X-Box, get drunk with some sluts, or butt-fuck each other and claim they aren't gay, or make fun of gays because they are insecure. Brahs usually travel in groups of 4 or 5 and carry around their lacrosse sticks and make sexist "women should stay in the kitchen" jokes.
Brahs also like to wear their shorts or pants below their ass and pull their boxers up to at least mid-back. This solidifies my belief that they enjoy being ass-reamed. These guys like to brag about everything from how much they can bench press to how much pussy they get. In reality they are usually really weak and only sluts hang out with them, but they also never really get any pussy because, like I mentioned before, they are champion fudgepackers.
If you know a Brah, do him a favor and kick his ass.
John: Hey woah Brad! What's up brah?
Brad: Sup brah? Not much, let's go play some lax.
John: Dude, can Jen come along, we've been like, going out for a few days now brah.
Brad: Really? Sweet brah! You hit that pussy yet?
John: Psshh, hell yeah brah, I told her to make me a sandwich and shit.
(both do the stupid fucking finger slap that brahs do)
Jen: Fuck you John!
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