A place where people can run off to and get married because no one thinks to look for lovers that run to Wyoming.
Let's go to Wyoming together!
Wyoming is a great place for lovers.
Officially, this is a state in the United States of America. Unofficially, Universities from other states (especially Eastern US) know it as WHYoming.
Out-of-stater: Why do you live in Whyoming?
Local: I don't know why, but I live in Wyoming.
Out-of-stater: Oh, is that near Sydney?
Local: Nope, it's in East Dakota.
Out-of-stater: Oh. Still don't know Whyoming.
Local: ... Why Wyomin'? Because Wyomin' ain't fer everbuddy.
Most sparsely populated state in the US. More pronghorn than humans. Yellowstone National Park. The Grand Tetons. Devil's Tower. Wildlife everywhere. Beautiful nature, and some of the last "untouched" wilderness in the lower 48. Lots of cowboys and Taco Johns. People from Wyoming are generally extremely friendly - as long as you fit their idea of an acceptable American. Strangers will wave to you on the road, but if you're not a white straight Christian gun-loving Republican who adheres to the proper gender roles, you will run into a lot of bigotry and ignorance. Wyoming is the self-proclaimed "equality state", but unfortunately, true equality is hard to come by (for the reasons stated above).
People in Europe: So you're American, are you from the East Coast or the West Coast?
Wyomingite: Um, Wyoming.
Where you go if you want to lay around not getting laid.
Girl where you from
Oh nevermind have a good one
1)where you can actually see the stars at night
2)Find real cowboys
3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy
4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school
5)having the phone is a luxury
6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna
7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you
8)where the cows make up half the population
9)where the elevation exceeds the population
10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns
11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold
12)where giving the bird means look up
13)people actually wave
14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 2000
15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then this
wyomings' biggest city is Casper with a population around 60,000
Used in conversation as a derogatory term for someone/something/somewhere that is dero or bogan. Referring to the 5th most bogan suburb in Australia.
Did you get that haircut in Wyoming?
A suburb in the city of Gosford, on the Central Coast of NSW, Australia.
The "Dark Side" of Wyoming is a Housing Commission area generally housing "ex"-criminals and ice addicts. Today Tonight ranked it #5 in it's 10 Most Bogan Suburbs list and many of us couldn't be fuckin' prouder.
The drug of choice in Wyoming is Crystal Meth although weed is also prevalent.
Wyoming is a stronghold for the 2250 gang.
Don't go to the dark side
of Wyoming unless you wanna get rolled.