Extremely drunk
Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?
#wonkee #wonkey #drunk #mortal #paralytic
door Grottyface 11 november 2014
A feeling of feeling weird, feeling off, almost delirious...
"Everything in my reality was weird, I was definitely feeling wonky"
#wonky #delusional #delirious #feeling off #strange
door Just Sarah76 31 maart 2014
The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.
This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.
#wonk #high hangover #nice #weird #trippy
door Lilpistolstarter 23 augustus 2013
fucking....fucked up.
dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
#blue waffle #wonky #the game #bad #dude
door bluewaffle12345yu 16 augustus 2010
lop-sided
ben- Did you see shelby's eyes?
Patrick- Yeah, they're really wonky.
stupid
#janky #lop-sided #walk it out #crazy #ellery
door ben patrick 13 januari 2009
adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.
i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.
#jonky #m&m #futhering #yesties #maña
door AldeyRAY 23 januari 2010
Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
#horse #donkey #goat #fish #giraffe
door Ben Sutton HK 22 januari 2010
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