An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.
Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.
door nip/tuck 3 mei 2007
A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.
I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.
door D-Money 6 augustus 2003
A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
door harry flashman 15 juli 2003
a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.
Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!
door Joe 11 februari 2003
1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)
Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim
door Luke 22 mei 2006
turtle is when one person farts, and both of you go under the blankte and who ever can last the longest wins
C:Yo sarah, you wanna play turtle?

Sarah: Hell no man your gas is stanky.
door Michelle Miltner 30 april 2006
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