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An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.

The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.

Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
"You see that corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort"
door GP the Guineapig 18 september 2006
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An extremely fat blunt created by combining 4 Swisher Giant Blunts into one, which requires combining all of the wraps together. It is re-rolled with marijuana and it is usually done so with high grade marijuana.

It can only be smoked and bragged about with 4 people or less. Any more than that and you lose all bragging privileges for your friends.

Terminology is especially common in Southeast, Wi
Yo man, when we finish this Tug Boat I'm going to be high for the next week.

Hell yeah, we'll be in outer space.
door Steve Vandernagger 10 maart 2010
a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night
Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise
door Jake 7 maart 2004
When one buries his/her face in the ass crack of another person and shakes their head back and forth while making a motor sound with their lips. Very close cousin to the Motor Boat.
Did you see her ass?? I'd Tug Boat that in a heartbeat!
door tugboatin 16 november 2012
The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.
KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."
door Karl Trollinger 26 mei 2005
While 2 guys are docking, a 3rd male or female uses one hand to jerk both off at the same time.
Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."
door Mountain Ted 7 juli 2011
The act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the penis is sticking up out of the water. Upon ejaculation the recipient makes a tooting sound like a tugboat.
I got a tugboat in the pool yesterday. Toot toot
door Fish Jibber 20 oktober 2013

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