a white man who is tan all the time and constantly walks around without his shirt on to show off how retardedly tan he is. "Tan Akroyd" and "Danny Tanner" are also acceptable forms of this term.
Long arms Steve looks like Tan Marino. All he does is lay on the beach all day, gets tan and tries to lure girls with his tanning oil to come and hang out with him. He's a real creep that guy.
door baits 10 september 2007
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A man who wears an all-tan outfit, with the exception of his Miami Dolphins toque. On occasion, he can be seen wearing a Miami Dolphins t-shirt, but usually it is under a tan sweater.
I can't tell if Tan Marino wants to go hunting, or watch the Superbowl!
door Jerry White-Rice 4 maart 2012