when poop particles on your pillow contaminate your eye resulting in pink eye (conjunctivitise).
Your friend is getting sweet revenge on you for embarrassing him in front of his girlfriend so, he farts on your pillow. You have a great night's sleep, but low and behold you wake up with extremely contagious, raw goopey eyes. bam... you just contracted a stinkmatism.
door dontgetstinkeyed 29 april 2010