German word for a girl who's short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. Can also be used to insult short friends. Translates word-for-word to "standing-blower" in english.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"
Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgeblaGuy 1: "Hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!"

Guy 2: " Yeah man, she's a total standgebläse!"
door Mr.Shenanigans026 3 februari 2010
(german) etymologically "stand" means standing and "gebläse" means blower. therefore, a standgebläse is slang for a midget who is just tall enough to suck one's phallus while standing up straight.
At first I didn't think she'd be tall enough, but now that she's in high heels this standgebläse will be able to reach my penis with her mouth.
door URWordsmith 15 maart 2010

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