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1.
Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
door Honest Abe 24 maart 2005
 
2.
A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
door Taco 30 januari 2004
 
3.
a very "out of the loop" innocent person.
"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?
door peppermintpatty1994 15 juli 2009
 
4.
A Ho that like to do crack!
she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!
door Show 6 februari 2005
 
5.
A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY
door AWESOMESAUCE 19 januari 2013
 
6.
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
door scumqueen 21 oktober 2005
 
7.
A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
door Suzy Creamcheeze 9 juli 2009