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1.
to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)
*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted
door exit only 25 april 2013
 
2.
When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
door no_nameyo 19 mei 2013