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1.
A mixture of snot and cum resulting from a well-placed 'facial'.
Sara coughed and blew the snum out of her nose after that jerk Will came in her face.
door Read 27 september 2003
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2.
Verb, To be denied, screwed out of or cheated. To feel an impending sense of accomplishment only to be disappointed.
You thought you were going home early but you got snummed.

That chick you talked to for an hour was hot. Too bad she snummed you when she told you about her boyfriend...and her 3 kids...and her living with her mother.
door Professor Willapong 26 september 2012
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3.
Also called snizz, it's known as the act of sneezing and cuming at the same time. This unfortunate event leaves its male victim with a face full of cum, and a crotch full of mucus. This undesired result usually happens to lonely guys who have allergies.
1. Guy: Oh yeah.. baby... oh... thats it.. hear i cumm... ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhh.. AAAHHCUUUU! FUCK! I just snumed everywhere! MOM!! TOWEL!! ..NOW!
2. Bob: Dude, is that mike's cum all over your face?
Matt: Nah man, its just snum, no big deal.
Bob: Right..
door Burnski 31 maart 2008
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4.
To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Wow! You were in first place with 10 feet to go and you came in last! You really snummed that one.
door acheron0 12 september 2008
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5.
well "snum" comes from a mix of snot and cum , and heres the def. : It can happen two ways. #1:After a female or male give a guy a long blowjob ,and he shots his wad in her/his mouth and a few seconds after that before she/he swallows she/he sneezes resulting in the snot and cum to mix and come out her nose . #2:When you sneeze at the exact second you orgasm , feels very strange and cool.
exp. 1
dude 1 "Man after a long bj this chick took down my load and then she sneezed and it landed on my chest , it was gnarly dude"
exp. 2
dude 2 "Man awesome , when I was jackin off I sneezed right when I was about to shot my jizm all over , it awesome dude."
door tbone73034 10 april 2004
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6.
To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Gore's defeat in 2000 was a total snum.
door anselor 20 oktober 2008
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7.
Snum is a nickname for a lame-ass student at Shorecrest. Snum is actually male, though can occasionally be seen wearing home-made skirts. When relaxing, the Snum likes to stand with its legs spred and hands on its' hips, sticking out its non-existant cheast.
Snum baked another coffee cake today. What a suck up.
door Jesus Pimp Christ 8 mei 2005
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