When a zombie pops out of the snow and bites your dick off. as seen in the movie "Dead Snow".
well i was walking in the snow at night and got a snow job
door taco26 30 juni 2011
When a someone puts his or her hand in the snow until it becomes numb, then proceeds to masterbate.
I gave myself a snowjob for Christmas
door batmandan41 4 juni 2010
The simple act of snorting coke. Usually used for urban, rich, snobby businessman. Came into existence in the 80's.
Ah John hows the snow job. John: It burnt but after that the coming up was amazing, especially listening to wang chung.
door Zappa man 27 april 2010
When your friend, or neighbor uses their snow blower to clear your driveway.
Hey Peter just giving you a Snowjob

Did you see John give us a Snowjob? What a cool guy.
door Redsky23 10 februari 2010
An often failed attempt at placing positive spin upon unpopular actions performed by the Bush administration. The official "Snow Jobs" will be delivered by Tony Snow of FOX news now that he has accepted the appointment of Press Secretary for the Bush Administration.
"Did you hear the lastest Snow Job about Iran's nuclear intentions?"
door David Durall' 28 april 2006
An action performed by a weatherman that excites hundreds or thousands of people into believing a snow day will be called, but later revealing how one was never going to occur.
Weather Reporter: "Okay, so that massive snowstorm that was expected to hit last night veered to the south of us just in time..."
Viewers: "Oh, come on jackass! That's the third snowjob you've given us this month!"
door McQDan 2 februari 2011
A snowjob is consentual sex with a black woman, coined by MasterChris AKA Mr. Money back in the 80s when he was an underground rapper from Kansas City
Do you want a snowjob?
door MasterChris AKA Mr Money 6 februari 2009

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