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1.
sms
SMS also S.M.S. (es-em-es) abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service: a text messaging service on mobile phones.
2. verb. to send a text message over a mobile phone.
I spent my office hours SMSing everyone in my address book.
door cowinator 30 september 2003
 
2.
SMS
Shit, Masturbate, Shower
Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
door really popular kid 31 januari 2011
 
3.
SMS
Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.
Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(
door ontheislandwhereyougo 11 september 2009
 
4.
sms
shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself
girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms
door legitthough 9 november 2013
 
5.
SMS
Swap Meet Swag- when someone you know has no swag and cant get high quality Clothes and or Shoes
Yo your shoes raggedy and torn up you have that SMS
door @thtsquintedguy 3 september 2012
 
6.
An acronim for Shit Head Syndome
s.m.s.

to hell with p.m.s. i got s.m.s saod his girlfriend.
door wackjobg 8 januari 2010
 
7.
SMS
Saturday Morning Special

When you wake up in the morning with your girlfriend/boyfriend and lick their face.
Vanessa: EW, why did you lick my face?
Zach: you needed your SMS today
door dietpepsiwildcherry 18 oktober 2010