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An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
door Fete 13 oktober 2005
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A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.
MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail
door ben-unit 19 maart 2006
a generally playful and friendly term for a person who takes their time and/or moves slowly; usually does not imply a person is mentally slow, merely physically slow.
"Tracy always takes so long to shower before school and then she spends at least ten minutes looking for her clothes and five minutes trying to find her shoes! Geez, we're always late for the bus because she's such a slow poke!"
door Pufferzzz 11 november 2007
A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-
door Gyro2169 23 december 2010
The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.
1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?
door Sensei Slowpoke 26 april 2010
Some one who pokes back on facebook very very late
that tara girl is such a slow poke...
door getcrazygetwild 19 september 2010
Slowpoke can mean dumb or retarded, a variation of slow. It can also mean you need to slow down either because they were surprised or offended by what you said.
1. "There was this blonde at the bustop today and she was on some slowpoke shxt!"

2. "Hold up, Hold up, Hold up! Nxqqa you gotta slowpoke tht shxt down for me!"
door Wordcreator123bxtch 17 augustus 2011

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