Top Definition
1. A Hebrew name meaning 'Solomon'
2. An awesome human beatboxer from Leeds
Ey Shlomo, pass me the matzos!
door skimper 29 september 2006
Slang for a Jew
hey look at that Shlomo over there
door danzoid13 9 maart 2011
1. An idiot who won't recognize he has not yet understood your side of the argument.

2. Somebody who is very arrogant and stupid, yet he will not ask for further explanation out of pride.
3. A douchebag that has a hard time understanding things. From the conjunction if the words "Shmuck" and "Slo-Mo" (as in Slow Motion) because he is arrogant and slow (from the understanding approach).
"If you didn't understand any of the previous definitions and pretend to understand not to be embarrased by asking, beware, you might be a Shlomo"

- "And I kept trying to explain to him that every time he blocks my driveway I am late for work, but he wouldn't understand"
- "What a Shlomo"
door fartyman2 22 april 2010
1. King.

2. Smart man alive.

3. Bigamist.
Wow man you sure pooled a Shlomo on those girls...
door sabaabayababa 16 april 2010
(ultra immence name)(gotta love that word)(word)
"who are you?"
"me? Oh im' shlomo"
door luke skywalker 21 oktober 2004
assface
Damn that dude is one ugly shlomo!
door bobodeeclown 30 maart 2009
This word combines the sentiments of "homo" with a dash of "shlong". It is reserved for those who are such shlomos that the two words that comprise it are not descriptive enough.
Amy: I bought my boyfriend some earrings from Claire's because they were having a sale.
Alysia: You are such a shlomo.
door Athena M 30 maart 2006
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