square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
#t.p. #toilet paper #shit wipe #toilet tissue #dream catcher
door dronp 30 oktober 2010
The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
#tp #tolite paper #ass wipes #cleaners #non skid
door Napleo 9 juni 2009
A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
#toilet paper #shitickits #tp #asswipes #klingon removers
door Slashedace 4 april 2011
Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
#tp #ass tissues #toilet paper #bunghole #poop
door jonhboy 2 augustus 2014
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
#bathroom tissue #toilet paper #1-ply #2-ply #shit paper
door Department of Behavioral Hell 23 augustus 2015
Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
#toilet paper #ass #poop #asswipe #butt #shit
door Shabangshwa95<3 13 februari 2009
Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
Shit ticket
#juiceballs #nuggets #shitballs #shitnuggets #refrieds
door Greg stegs 2 februari 2010
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