Toilet Paper. Usually the cheap crap that they give you at work.
I had an awful case of Green Apple Quickstep but ran outta Shit Tickets.
door its426 22 oktober 2003
Top Definition
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
door Department of Behavioral Hell 23 augustus 2015
Toilet Tissue/Toilet Paper... plain and simple.
I'm going to be in here for a while, we're outta godamn shit tickets
door Dingle Boy 14 augustus 2003
euphemism for toilet paper
Hey man, you're outta shit tickets. How's about runnin' to the store real quick? I can't get up.
door osbo 4 november 2002
one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
door Paula Esquivel 21 november 2007
a piece of toilet paper
"I need to wipe my ass, but I'm all out of shit tickets!"
door Luke Swiderski 7 oktober 2003
Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets
door Simon Callahan 24 september 2010

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