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57.
both a Shit and a fart
Oh no thats a shart
door Stan the man 31 26 januari 2009
 
58.
When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.
I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.
door DJ DEpends 15 augustus 2006
 
59.
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart". To mean to fart but shit comes out by accident.
I sharted at the party last night and
went home as fast as I could before anyone noticed
door LilJOnwhattt: 27 juli 2005
 
60.
The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."
door Antoine 14 december 2004
 
61.
What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)
I lifted my cheek to let off some gas but instead I sharted in my drawers.
door ChazzGR 5 augustus 2005
 
62.
Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
door Michael Zeleny 23 juni 2008
 
63.
verb

to shit and fart simultaneously.
- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!

-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."
door Charles P. Hinkerton 25 augustus 2007