The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
"I sharted this morning and had to throw out my favorite silk boxers."
door Antoine 14 december 2004
Often referred to as a poo caused by the unnecessary forcing of a fart, shart can also be used to describe a piece of art that one does not find appealing to their eyes/eye. "Shart" in this case is formed by the combination of the adjective "shitty" and the noun "art", which together create: "shitty art".
When Rick came across the popular piece of modern art, he gave his personal opinion on it "What makes this good? Really!? This is just shart! Plain and simple!"
door ZockMon 31 augustus 2008
Anal counterpart to a French kiss.
Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
door Michael Zeleny 23 juni 2008
A suprizing release of solids rectally, Where the expected function was thought to be a release of gas. Usually quit shocking and the individual tends to have a suprized look on face followed by the words aahh shit! And the tendacey to have trouble walking comfetably directly after.
Dude, pull my finger!!.....ahh shit, I sharted, must have bin the draft beer!
door Mikeyjanz 27 januari 2009
a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.
Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......
door sharty 6 december 2008
When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
door mistermic 26 mei 2006
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