A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.
"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.
door ickabodCANE 26 februari 2004
when you try to fart, and you shit, mostly happens when you are hungover.
"I was so hungover this morn, i sharted my pants"

"Did you just fart?, no i shart!
door Simon v 14 januari 2008
Shart- To try to fart, but u shit instead
Bill sharted in his pants
door Tabasco Sauce 16 augustus 2005
An explosion like bowel movement. When one shits and farts at the same time. Can become huge problem if done on accident. If done on toilet, shit explodes and splashes water all over your ass.
The second I sat on the crapper, shit exploded out of me like a nuclear bomb. That was the biggest shart ever!
door pizzimp_69 3 september 2005
when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.
i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.
door jim dandy 24 januari 2005
when one farts and shits at the same time
dude ive just sharted!
door matty1980 26 mei 2009
The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.

Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.

Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
door superpooper 15 juni 2008

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