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1.
Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated
Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?
Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever
door Jmart25 26 mei 2009
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2.
A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".
"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."
door Riley F. 14 augustus 2008
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3.
Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.
dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"
door Kuhrazy 23 november 2005
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4.
When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.
Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)
door Clickitorurbandicit 8 juli 2010
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5.
A Facebook game where an attacker sends at least a full line of emoticon sharks (^^^) through Facebook chat to a victim. Then the attacker quickly goes offline before the victim can respond.

The only counter to a shark attack is for the victim to write "NOSE PUNCH" before the attacker gets offline.

Any typos result in a direct disqualification.
Aw fuck, I just got Shark Attacked!
door FrodoLives28 25 oktober 2010
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6.
The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process
(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?

(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack
door CARBURNETMMINGSATON 16 oktober 2009
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7.
When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!
My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!
door Ricky Chinchilla 9 april 2011
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