commenly refferd to the action of wanking while taking a shit.
Blake "damn man im so horny and i need to do a shit"
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*
door Jdogga 1 november 2009
Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA
Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!
door TheLorax 16 september 2009
1) A bladed weapon (knife). can be used as a verb.

2) The word 'shank' can also be a combination of s(hower) and (w)ank. Reffers to masturbating in the shower.
1a) I always carry a shank
1b) I shanked that bre

2) I just had a cheeky shank
door HaRoHe2 13 augustus 2009
nigger stabbing.
last night i shanked a bitch.
door MauraBtchMonster 14 oktober 2008
A word that teenaged boys use fifty times a day.
Teenaged Boy 1: "Shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank, blah blah, shank."
Teenaged Boy 2: "Awesome."
door Lance's Buddy 9 maart 2008
A commonly used term created in Centennial Hall on the University of Minnesota Campus. This word is used when referring to either Jake or Emily in place of their true names. "Shank" is a combination of the phrase "shut up skank." Jacob coined this term affectionately when he first called Emily a "Shank."
Hey shank! You're such a tease.
door Jacob & Emily 6 februari 2008
To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".
Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"
door peteybobs 18 juni 2007

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