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5.
it means fake shit; something that is fake, and a piece of shit
You're mom's implants are sham poo dude. They're just fake pieces of shit.
door mr. clean the mean machine 6 april 2009
 
1.
A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
door Wojeezy 24 mei 2008
 
2.
A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
door Johnny Rocketfingers 10 juli 2003
 
3.
A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.
I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
door Pipe Downn 21 maart 2010
 
4.
Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.
Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?
door toph bei fong is awesome 1 mei 2011
 
6.
The act of wiping one's ass with the hair of the recipient of an awkward chocolate.
Being the respectable, clean individual that I am, I had to sham-póó after giving my buddy's girl an awkward chocolate.
door Reverend Feltaboy 14 oktober 2011
 
7.
Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending
"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"
door legolas1890 6 augustus 2013