Top Definition
Noun or verb. Either a dank ass food, or the eating of a dank ass food.
Cooper and Nick went to Wendy's for some scrunch.

Evan and Kyle were down to scrunch with the boys.
door HDJ2016 14 mei 2016
To simultaneously Squeeze and CRUNCH.
The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.
door Chuck Hastings 28 juni 2003
The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.
Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.
door FRP 3 juli 2010
The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.
Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.
door FRP 3 juli 2010
As a noun- the scrunch is the last 10% of the chips in a bag of chips
I was lookin forward to that bag of chips, but all she left me was the scrunch.
door SpencerWilliams 23 juli 2014
A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.
Scrunch is in epic bitch. I often feel the compulsion to insult her.
door I Know Someone Who Likes BFing 8 december 2013
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