Top Definition
An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.
When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.
#itch #stain #creating #dig #skid
door Sean Cookson 6 september 2006
The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.
John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!
#salty peanut #penis #head #food #additive #cock #blowjob #tasty #jizz #cum #man #butter
door Enth 21 september 2011
sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)
"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"
#salty nuts #salty penis #swallow nuts #swallow penis #schuetty balsh
door 6IXTY 1NE 25 juli 2006
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