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15.
A game played with a standard deck of playing cards. Multiple variations, the best being "Texas Hold'em" (as seen on the "World Poker Tour") only savages play poker.
Dude, let's go play some Poker!
door Khaotic 18 november 2003
 
16.
Being bad or awful at a certain activity. This term is commonly used at Smoky Valley when students are irritated or think they're cooler than everybody and like to be sarcastic about everything in life. In simple terms, they think it's cool to say this word like it's real.
"I am so poker at football."

"Dude, you're poker at life."
door Ceejay29x 1 mei 2008
 
17.
sounds like poke her, which would be fun, but turns out theres cards involved and you can lose money.
I wanted to poke her in the ass but she wanted poker and won more money off me then i would have paid to just poke her.
door William S. Stephens 22 april 2006
 
18.
A game which unfortunately has become very popular. All these newbies suck and are easy pickings. I guess that means guys like me that have been playing for 11 years can make even more money than ever.
Retard: All-In
Me: I call.
Retard: Read em and weep, two pair, 2's and 3's.
Me: Ace high flush. What the fuck were you thinking with three over cards and those four spades on the table?
Retard: I thought two pair was good.
Me: Just give me your money and never play again, you're a disgrace to the game. Fucking newbs.
door The Man In Black 11 april 2005
 
19.
A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.

You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.
Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?
door ORD Ellis 4 maart 2007
 
20.
Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.
Poker on ESPN? Just because you can break a sweat doing it does not make it a sport.
door Hullabuloo 1 augustus 2005
 
21.
1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"
door Nick D 28 mei 2003