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1.
in Australian slang, nong is used as a pretty mild and/or endearing insult. a bit of a twit, or idiot. nothing too mean or horrid is meant by calling someone a nong.
hey mate, you put your trackie-daks on inside-out, ya silly nong!
door periwinkle 12 januari 2005
 
2.
From the Chinese word nongmin 农民, meaning "farmer". Uneducated Chinese person, Chinese peasants, Chinese white trash.
"That stupid nong family is letting their kid pee in the subway trashcans. "
door Senkaku 20 oktober 2014
 
3.
A Singaporean slang of multicultural influences which means - An intelligent and charming person, usually with great cooking skills
Wow, Nong!
door rabbyster 21 maart 2012
 
4.
Generally, a clueless weirdo who is incredibly silly (can have other general meanings).
Diana: that's so pants!

Evie: what?
Diana: zomgosh you're such a nong!
door EVIE TRAN 17 augustus 2009
 
5.
there are several meanings for a nong...
1. a foolish person who is ill informed of a matter of discussion
2. a individual who argues a matter with such conviction only to find themselves corrected with a single sentence or argument. they are then on labelled as a "nong". in extreme cases of argument, they are named the nongiest of the week.
3. a person who over uses the word "nong" calling it out in totally impertinent situations. the person under direct attack then has the right (almost the obligation) to turn on their attacker and call out "nong!" in a descending tone, the peak of the sound being in the conjunction "no-"
you----(prolonged) NONG!
door the nongiest of the weak 31 mei 2003
 
6.
adj/n/v/adv a word with no meaning, used to piss off people with no sense of humor.
dante: you're totally a nong
jason: i'm NOT a nong!
dante: dude. you're a nong. i nonged you.
jason: aaaarg i'm pissed off! I'm NOT a nong!
door Dante Collins 16 mei 2004