Someone who REALLY loves trains and probably New York.
Person 1: Oh man, when I get on the early morning metro to go to work.... my body just explodes into this uncontrollable fit of excitement and pleasure.
Person 2: You're such a metrosexual!
#trains #love #fetish #metro #bus #subway
door felisCschrödinger 20 oktober 2013
1. Used to describe yourself when you find people on the metro attractive
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
1. I was standing next to the cutest guy coming home on the metro today. I was so metrosexual.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
#flirt #creeper #metro #sexual #metro-sexual #love
door shmeowmeowmeow 10 juli 2013
If a guy got swapped into the body of a woman, the metro would still be able to get dressed in time for work...
Stans and his metrosexual past gave him the knowledge to easily sort thru the complete mess of make-up, hair products, shoes and fashion this lady had so he could fix his hair, find matching panties and a sexy outfit just in time to catch the 8:30 train.
#metro #girlieman #fantasy #manwoman #late
door eliotno3 25 juni 2010
A sophisticated straight man who likes to shop for and wear fashionable clothes, shoes etc. Not to be confused with Typical Gay males who have a keen eye for fashion.
I heard it used on TV once where Ryan Seacrest was admitting to being a Metrosexual. He was refering to the fact that he likes to go shop for style-ish and fashionable apparel. So, next time you see a guy who is sporting some fly gear don't jump to conclusions about his sexuality.
#metrosexual #metrosexuality #metro-sexual #metro-sexuality #metromanimal
door The All seeing Eye 30 april 2007
If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.
"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."
#metro #sexuality #metrosexuality #sexual #sex #gay #straight
door Anonymously obvious suspect 31 januari 2014
A metrosexual is a strait male who is well in touch with his feminine side who typically grew up around female siblings only. They always stay very dapper (even when checking the mail) must have a pair of shoes to go with every outfit and will always conduct themselves in a proper manner. Normally somewhat of a pretty boy who uses all the gimmicks to enhance their appearance a metrosexual can usually grab the attention away from an attractive woman in any setting. They get scoped out by guys checked out by gays and draw a certain intrigue from woman including one's with younger children. The level of respect towards woman is on a higher level than the typical male and they are willing to intentionally friend zone a woman who is physically attracted to them regardless of her appearance which is another reason why they can be mistakenly viewed as being gay.
metrosexually
#metrosexual #indie #metro #strait #heterosexual
door Dorian Southwest 20 augustus 2013
No, no, no, no, NO! You are all wrong! none of the definitions of "metrosexual" in UD are correct!

A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.
*while on a subway*

Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!

Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.
#metro #sexual #metrosexual #metro sexual #metrosexuality
door Fruitfly 19 juli 2012
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