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1.
a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
door Don Juan 8 maart 2003
 
2.
1. A girl or unmarried young woman. A maiden.

2. An abbreviation of maidservant or handmaiden: a female servant who cleans the house and waits on you.
1. The bride, a fair maid sixteen years of age, stood veiled beside a groom a decade older than her whom she had never met.

2. The lady of the manor ordered two maids to stop chatting and return to work.
door Lorelili 16 oktober 2010
 
3.
Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.
Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.
door superculona 27 september 2009
 
4.
The act of cunfusing one's self.
The math equation was confusing, Fred mai'd him self trying to do it.
door qwertyismynamedontforgetit 18 januari 2011
 
5.
An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform
"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"
door vidrome 15 november 2009
 
6.
The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).
I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.
door Evan Met 20 april 2006
 
7.
Mark's Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A special type of AIDS that Mark Bloyd has.
"Did you hang out with Mark this weekend?" "No because he is in the hospital with MAIDS... asshole."
door Dr Wright 12 maart 2009