a chronic mental distortion that usually ends in erectile dysfunction or impotence.
Her Love Was Shorter Than My Johnson
door CandyLimericalGenius 22 april 2008
1. the feeling between two people with attraction for each other
2. the feeling you have for something you would die for (i.e. chocolate, taco bell, midget porn)
3. pornstar from a bible college
Leroy: Want some porky's nightmare tonight?

Bubba: I would love to!
door Quigley D. 15 november 2007
love: noun.; jonathan and heather v. to be like jonathan and heather, to be attracted to someone the way jonathan and heather are; -ly, loving, lover, etc. syn like, lust; ant hate, etc. see also: jonathan and heather
love makes people corny.. and my mom says it makes people horny LOL lmao... true story..
door heatherpants 11 november 2007
love means Legs Open Very Easy
ma friend loved the boy last night
door bv239 21 september 2007
n. semen - slang. similar to love stain. a more romantic way to say cum.
Sorry honey, got a little love in your hair.
door Jupiter 8 mei 2007
love is for marriage
trace: I love you sara
sara: Im infatuated with you to
trace: What?
sara: Love is for marraige
door charlz in charge 26 februari 2007
Legs Open Very Easily
I want your love all the time...
door chance? 27 januari 2006

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