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1.
The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone, smothering it all over their face, and running away as fast as you can so you dont get your ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and Shehzad SO bad.

-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.

-Nadia's the best lotioner ever.
door lotioningmaster 28 augustus 2009
 
2.
What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.
"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"
door Cookie Krumm 25 maart 2004
 
3.
to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate
stop lotioning yourself
door nathan kay 10 juli 2008