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1.
People often confuse this word with figuratively.
-Dude, you figuratively died of embarassment, you illiterate dipshit.
door Built2Spill 17 november 2004
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2.
a much misused adverb, often for emphasis
"I literally died of embarrassment."

"Really? How was reincarnation, you fucking illiterate dipshit?"
door RockYfella 5 december 2003
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3.
used to describe something that actually happens or exists. One of the most overused words in modern society. Not to be confused with figuratively, as this is the complete opposite.
Incorrect usage:

A: It was literally raining cats and dogs.

B: Really dipshit? How many scratches do you have?

Correct usage:
A: Dude, Justin Bieber literally has half a billion views on YouTube.
B: Shit, really? Now I know the world is coming to an end
door grammerpalice 29 juni 2011
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4.
Truthfully actual. Not figuratively.

Used when not bullshitting or by fake cats pretending not to.


"I literally sucked on those jugs!"
door Arel Blyste 28 januari 2008
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5.
literally, actually, really, seriously, not figuratively
Person: i'm literally a polar bear
door batrider 8 januari 2012
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6.
A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.
Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Chick: Literally?
Dude: Well, no.
door yarwknil 29 maart 2010
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7.
Often used on Facebook by idiots. Adverb carrying the meaning of 'figuratively'. In real life means 'literally'.
OMG my phone its literally blowin up wit texts rite now.
door SarcasticBastard 4 november 2011
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