A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
door GeniusSloth 8 september 2008
cheap, no let me redefine that jews are CHEAP!!!!
when a jew is walking down the street if they see a penny they will pick it up it is like a spider sense they have, wherever there is money no matter how big they get it
door GRANT (THE JEW) 26 juni 2005
Anybody that actually takes urban dictionary definitions for the word "Jew" seriously enough to complain about it.
David: "Damn, she complained about THAT?"
Kyle: "Must be a jew."
door johnny got his gun 16 juni 2005
The act of being very annoying and whiny and always trying to get attention. Usually a white person
Jeez, Felisha, you are so jewy
door T4m4rr4 13 januari 2010
An extremely cheap person that wears a funny little hat
Why, look at Morty, Susan, isnt he just a little Jewish bastard!
door 47africans 18 maart 2009
1. Synonym for homosexual
Enrique is a fucking jew, he prefers the hershey highway over poon.
door Rachel Paul 1 april 2007
1) Person of Jewish Faith
2) A Pinny-Pincher (a tight wad)
3) What Hitler put in ash trays till we beat his ass
1) Kyle from South Park is Jewish!
2) Your as money hungry as a Jew!
3) The Holocaust sucks, eh Larry. Yea it does.
door TheGuyStandingBehindYou 21 maart 2007

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