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Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.
In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.
door AYB 28 augustus 2003
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A shitty car
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
door watson 20 november 2002
an old beat-up piece-of-shit car/truck
Mike Germanaro looked at himself as the King of the Road! But the truth was that he was fooled into buying the old busted-ass red piece-of-shit jalopy.
door PAforIdiots 6 juni 2010
an old worn out car
That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it.
door The Return of Light Joker 10 januari 2010
Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties
Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies
door ryder69 13 juni 2013
Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.
There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy.
door John Penix 19 december 2003
A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.
"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"

"She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place"

"That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"
door adr06e 31 oktober 2008

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