a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.
guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?
door the best mofo 17 april 2015
Usually Jewish and has a very large nose
Dang, that Jacob has a huge nose
door Kuku cachoo 4 april 2015
This guy is a complete faggot everyone hates him because it always sounds like he is choking on a big fat cock, this guy needs to grow up and admit the fact that he is gay before he commits sucide.
Shut the fuck up jacob!
door I hate your 5 mei 2015
the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7
Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*
door kiki the firefighter number 2 11 april 2015
a dick, who has no friends
John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends
door hulk1823 31 maart 2015
He's gay....and never home
Look at Jacob, gay cunt, oh wait: He's not even home
door Benjahman 13 maart 2015
Biggest dickhead that goes to your school. Talks shit behind your back, hates all girls, and gives people stinkeyes for no reason but because he doesn't have a life. Often tries to skip class and complains when he gets expelled from the class. Lies about not taking drugs are smoking because he thinks everyone in the school is a fucking idiot. The kind of kid that drinks behind the school and expects not to get caught.
Cute girl: "Hi Jake!"
Jacob: "Fuck off, you attention whore."
door RainingRaisins 19 februari 2015

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