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8.
HANDS OFF OUR PENISES

Whenever girls you don't want want you and your friends really badly, you use it.
Weird girl: hey guys, you want to go watch a movie at my house this friday?
Guys: HOOP...
door boomclapboomboomclapdesnap 1 juni 2009
 
9.
Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.
That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.
door deusdiabolus 10 augustus 2011
 
10.
A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.
"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.
door Umlaut Tilde 10 mei 2010
 
11.
Contraceptive ring used by females.
Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
door YINGISWRONG 10 december 2009
 
12.
as a verb to shove something in your ass
i hooped my weed
door Spinbad 21 mei 2004
 
13.
Ones Anus/rectal passage!
i: stop trying to thumb my hoop.
ii: can i touch your hoop?
iii: no gareth you cant thumb my hoop.
door hoopthumber 15 december 2010
 
14.
Slang term for the toilet.
"Yo, it's gonna be a photo finish, where's the friggin hoop in this place??"
door KidT 18 april 2009