Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!
door underdawg 11 november 2006
Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
door QuacksO 28 november 2011

Dagelijkse gratis email

Vul hier je e-mailadres in en ontvang elke ochtend gratis het Urban Woord van de Dag!

De e-mails zijn afkomstig van daily@urbandictionary.com. We sturen nooit spam.

×