A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.
Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!
door Comrade Wang 29 oktober 2006
a girl who takes all ur money all ur effort allur mind and in the end leaves you with nothing but the cothes on ur bak
i had a girlfriend yesterday tommoro i am going to kill myslef
door asian 8 september 2003
something loud and obnoxious
goddamit my girlfriend's bitching again
door Chipface 10 juli 2005
Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.
Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.
door Mr Right1111112 19 augustus 2008
Synonyms of bitchy female and sex partner.
Female who took away at least half of your income.
This is my bitch, Mary.
door Mokonamon 8 mei 2005
Synonym for 1)COATRACK, 2)EASY STORE, and 3)PHOTO BOOTH at a show.
1)Guy: Ah damn, I can't go into the pit with my jacket, it'll getr fucked up, HONEY!!

2)Guy: Shit, my cell phone will be ruined in the pit, Better go stash this in my girl's purse.

3)Guy: Hey, baby, take some sweet pictures of me when I slamdance, ok?
Girlfriend: Alright! *is holding phone in purse, wearing his jacket, and has camera in hand* al the time thinking, "he's so great."
door andrew apocolypse 28 november 2004
Whinny,crazy,obessive females. Your better off with a puppy!
Dani! (ME!)
door homeslice 28 februari 2004

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