1)The language of the people who live in France.

2)Short for French kiss which means to put your tongue in someone's mouth when you kiss them.
1)I had to learn a second language in school so I chose French.

2)While I was making out with my boyfriend, he put his tongue in my mouth, which later I learned is called a French kiss.
door Newbia 10 juni 2004
A language which I like speaking.
Comment tu tapples
Ja Mapple Dude
Salut dude!
door Stacie 15 september 2004
1. The language of sex.

2. The language that makes babies.
"Everything in french is sexy...
Dude no shit, french is the language of sex."
door vagbuddy 23 februari 2011
Much more refined, much more sophisticated, and much more cultured compared to some Americans.
French people know how cook "real" food, unlike some Americans out there.
door Shirou 27 november 2012
The French are people that come from France. The men are usually handsome, very slightly darker skinned than the rest of Europe, but they come in many different flavors. French men adore perfume and smell very nice and can sometimes be rude without realizing it; it is a cultural thing. French men are quite romantic and know to please women. The country itself is a very beautiful country with lots of love and grumpy people flowing through it. French women are considered some of the hottest. They are intelligent, sexy, funny but smoke too much. French women have the best breasts on the planet. Firm and smooth, they are a pleasure to look at and to feel. French women are cute, artistic, and opinionated. The French are quite liberal in general and will do things that may shock the average person.
Average non-french idiot: Oh! so you are french!! you eat snail and frogs legs right? and you guys run away form stuff right...? hahaha...ha...ha

Average french person: So?
door French-And-Mostly-Proud 3 december 2013
A cunt
French people are cunts
door Troydeedubs 28 juni 2014
The most cowardly people in the Western world. They like to think their shit doesn't stink, just because their ancestors built an awesome culture. or something. That's really all that I see about them. Superficial attention whores.

The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...)

(Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..)

As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.
Polish, Serbs & Russians are far cooler. Beware of your interactions with these people, as they are usually not to be trusted, for they are known for their cowardice & complicity. Common personality traits of a French include metrosexuality, backstabbing, political correctness, obnoxious liberalism, hatred of rednecks, Serbs, Russians and other hard-working people, pseudo-intellectualism, contradictory lifestyle (xenophobic, yet preaching tolerance), bashing almost anyone who isn't them, affection for homosexuals, superficiality, all talk no actions, lack of fortitude, self-pity.
door Pure Misanthropic Hatred 11 december 2013

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