Abonneer Dutch
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1.
Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
door Placenta Bob 19 februari 2010
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2.
The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
door Elvo 26 juni 2007
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3.
1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.

2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit
After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."
door kathydumper 25 augustus 2009
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4.
The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.
Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!
door woodsman63 11 november 2010
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5.
A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
door rocketride 19 juli 2008
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6.
The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.
Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.
door Samir Patric 8 juni 2006
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