A name given to only the finest and most crazy badass in the world. He must know random facts that makes him look very smart. He must be able to get wicked drunk off of twisted tea and beat the shit out of random peoples trucks. He is a man of mystery..
Ryan: "Did you know the average penis size of a white male is 6 inches..?"

Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."

Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"
#donk #smartass #amazing #popular #cool
door Antonio69s 6 december 2010
meaning to hit someone on the head with somthing
i donked him with a snow ball/put a donk on it
#donked #bonked #hit #mashed #smashed
door tyty2010 12 januari 2010
Main Entry: donk
Pronunciation: \ˈdäŋk, ˈdȯŋk\
Function: verb, noun
Inflected Form(s): donked; donking
Date: 2005(?)

verb

1 : to regulate on a female who is straight trippin' by making a fist, raising it high above one's head and then striking the top of said bitch's head with the meaty part of the fist.

Emphasized by uttering, "DAWNNK!"

noun:

1: technique used to regulate on a female without catching an assault charge.

2: a more concussive alternative to Chris Rock's prescription for man to "shake the shit outta one" when engaging a female who is trippin'.
"No, he didn't hit me officer, but he was donkin' the shit outta me!"
#regulate #donkey kong #hammer fist #donk! #serious shit
door beefmerciful.com 4 januari 2010
A word referring to someone who is terrible at poker but manages to win off of pure luck.
Dave: Man did you see that total donk that sucked out on the river, and sent me to the rail

Ryan: Better you than me
#fish #lucky #donkey #suck out #poker
door KingMenaceSe7en 26 oktober 2009
Shortened version of the term "Donkey" when referring to a poor poker player.
"That guy is such a donk -- he bet 10x the big blind with 10-3 offsuit."
#donkey #donk #poker #hold-em #texas hold-em #texas #hold #em #hold'em
door odieodieo 1 september 2009
A musical term descriptive of the noise certain forms music use as main beats, typified by the song "Put a Donk on It" by the Blackout Crew. "Donk" is also a genre of music, generally bouncy or happy techno.
"You know what you wanna do with that, like? Put a bangin' donk on it."
#donk #techno #music #hip hop #rap #electronic
door sacklunch 4 augustus 2008
The sound a Donkey makes when it has a bucket on its head.
Donkey: DONKKKKKKKK DONK!
#donkey #donk #bucket #head #sound
door BirdLover637 12 mei 2012
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