Top Definition
Calm the fuck down.
Dude, ctfd.
door fuckyouyoufuckinfuck 2 november 2003
Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.
(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!
#calm #the #fuck #down #chill #chilax
door Awesome Pat 2 december 2007
When someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor.
Acronym for "Calm the fuck down"
Roy: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Karen: what? (not giving a shit)
Roy:I GOT A C ON MY TEST!!
Karen: ctfd aite..
#tripping #karen #stfu soul #korean pride #ctfd
door koreanumba1 20 februari 2010
Calm the Fuck Down
Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"
#calm #shutup #quiet #peace #stfu
door thepimpogloc 13 juni 2009
"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"
OMFG will you just CTFD!?
#lol #wtf #shh #stfu #ffs
door MagicalTrelmo 14 januari 2008
It means Chill The F*** Down, or Calm The F*** Down, usually used when one person gets mad at something simple, which wasn't meant to insult. Also used to calm someone down before a Beef.
#1 "Dude, Stace went to the Movies with Robert"
#2 "WHAT?!?!?!?"
#1 "Dude, CTFD she went with her Posse"

"Yo mamma so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view!"
"What you say 'bout my mamma?!?!"
"CTFD, It was a harmless joke"
#beef #fight #meat #food #posse
door alexdude2901 4 november 2011
ctfd is a term used over facebook or texting, it stands for CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It was copyrighted by John and Marisa doesnt believe him...
u need to ctfd
#sex #cack #hello #interesting #lol #lmao
door cacky cack 25 augustus 2010
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