A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
door KiwiGarlic123 12 september 2014
A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.
Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!
door cheesygrins 16 februari 2010
another word for female genitalia.
"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"
door Bradly J. mitchell 23 oktober 2007
A common term used for a toilet brush cleaner. England. Noun.
There is a huge shit in the toilet. Where is the crumpet?!
door pea123456 6 februari 2013
The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.
J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
A: "So how are ya James?
door r0x0rmyj0x0rz 3 april 2004
little round bits of fyeness
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
door The One Guy 27 september 2007
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
door Captn Luke 27 februari 2007

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