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(a combination of "cruise control", a function of a car, and "cooze", a heartless, angry, woman, or bitch)

1-the time in a woman's life after she graduates college, gets a job she hates, and a mediocre boyfriend so she can get laid, and then waits tentatively until she gets married.

2- someone who is angry or generally sour for an extended period of time

3- a woman with blinders on, ignorant to the rest of the world
Hey, Kelly, why don't you pump the breaks on your cooze control and go have some fun.

Maybe if he wasn't stuck in cooze control he would listen to other peoples opinions.
door LukasJP.com 24 oktober 2011

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