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15.
To be sexually aroused. In males this usually means getting a boner, and in females wetting of the vaginal area. Can also mean being horny, though this is a less severe condition of cooties.
John: ahhh man that babe just game me cooties!

Jill: oh john stop it you're giving me cooties!
door RandomBlabberer 22 april 2010
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16.
1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.
door Light Joker 3 december 2004
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17.
A highly contagious disease spread only among men. It causes the victim to exhibit large, unquantifiable amounts of asshole-ness and stupidity. It inhibits common sense and causes a depletion of brain power usually resulting in dumping, slapping, and being called names by the opposite sex. There is no known cure.
Your man has a mad case of the cooties, you should dump him.
This dude's a complete asshole, he must have cooties.
door kamrizzzle 24 november 2010
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18.
According to adults (generally parents of young children): small, hairy monkey that lives in the back of one's throat; also known as "throat troll". Commonly transmitted by young children expressing affection (i.e. kissing a.k.a. swappin' spit, tonsil hockey, etc.) to the opposite sex (or "crush").
Girl: "Ew, Susie got cooties from Timmy!"
Friend's response: "Again?!"
door b_bold 17 november 2009
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19.
Highly Contagious, Viral batecteria that breed inside young males and are released into the air via sweat glands when in the proximity of other young girls.
OMG! he has the cooties! EW
door ladeela 2 april 2009
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20.
Slang for pubic lice at the turn of the century.
I thought cooties were just imaginary, but they are actually pubic lice. And my balls really itch.
door Krazy Kharrazi 30 juli 2008
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21.
A deadly germ caused by under-aged kids. Commonly known as(Coo-ties). A North American Germ, tranferred from one kid to another.By kids calling them-self liking each other. This germ can became very deadly, if not treated by the parent/s.
My little girl was six years old, when she came home one-day and had gotten the (COO-TIES)from a little boy, she like at school. My little girl said she only played with the little boy at recess and in the classroom. She always would say he was cute and now she has the Cooties!
door Mrs 2 Click 4 april 2008
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