to slander someones physical attributes in a profound or abbrupt manner
yo irby im bout to cook ya lil ugly ass boy u look like jabba the hut
door that nigga D 2 september 2008
One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!
door Druhmz 9 november 2005
Verb: To engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see Meth.)
Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!

Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
door Mr. Sage 26 april 2006
One who makes food.
The cook of the family is Sarah; She makes delicious cake.
door Swolff 4 januari 2009
Australian slang for wife or a live-in girlfriend.
"You got yourself a cook yet mate?"
"Yeah mate, she's a beaut!"
door mathewf 17 augustus 2009
To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

door anarcissie 17 mei 2008
1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone
i just cooked that girl over there last night.
door 001011Gull65444K0 17 januari 2008

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