Top Definition
fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc
gross the fag is cocking the teacher
door bunny & sasha 7 januari 2004
Cocked or the act of cocking. A single thrust sex act performed by a man named Joe so powerfull resulting in a jack hammer like effect.
Nikki's boyfriend was not satisfying her enough therefore a cocking was in order.
#cocked #cocking #cock #cockified #cocksumed
door Senior Waiter 2 november 2010
when you walk towards something/someone smacking your dick in your hand like a baseball bat with aims to intimidate/psychologically scar them.
lets just cock them to give us a psychological edge

I was so drunk last night i cocked the bakery lady

I was cocking this group of drunks last night
#cocking #cockin #cock #cocker #cockee
door John P. Diddy 3 maart 2013
texting while urinating.
Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.
#texting #peeing #urinating #dribble #text
door mrumo 16 juni 2011
The act of manipulating living, non-living, animate or in-animate objects with your penis.
Girl1: Arrghh, my throat is so sore I cant talk at all, i totally lost my voice, and i have bruises. I dont think that there was a single place on my body where this guys cock didnt go.

Girl2: that is what you get for getting cocked everyday of your weekend

Girl1: yeah, you're right I should probably stop cocking so much, but the way they manipulate me, i just can't stop.
#cock #cocking #cocked #penis #dick #manipulated.
door Teh_cocker 4 mei 2010
Similar to the art of planking, however one thrusts their pelvis outward in a swift aggressive motion while another individual captures the moment on camera. Objects may be used, such as a fountain or another individual to intensify the movement.
You may have "planked" or maybe even "owled"...but have you "cocked"?!

We were cocking in this biatch!
#plank #owl #cock #cocking #game #pic
door BizcuitzNWhat! 6 september 2011
Masturbation.
Whammy your hammy
yank your crank
jack off
*Sandy calls Darrell*
Sandy: Hey!
Darrell: Hold on bitch, im cocking it.
Sandy: What's cocking it!?
Darrell: Hold on I'm cumming.
#dick #hand #lotion #five-finger clench #masturbation
door MandyLikesFendi 4 januari 2010
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