1) someone whos screwed up in a LOT of ways
2) a really complicated, bad situation
1) wow. ive seen some screwed up people in my time, but she is a class A clusterfuck.
2) oh god this could turn into a bit of a clusterfuck if we dont do something now.
door PiixieLou 29 oktober 2008
A drinking game where you get FUCKED UP.
You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.
door Jamie Monks 14 augustus 2007
(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.
"Wow, I'm glad our NHL team isn't a clusterfuck like the Oilers."
door Poor Badger 3 december 2014
When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.
Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.
door The Keeper of Knowlegde 5 juni 2014
the pattern of highway traffic where a small number of cars form a net or trap, slowing down other vehicles who are desparetely trying to escape
Sorry I was late, I was trapped in two clusterfucks on the way.
door Wigger P 20 augustus 2012
A cluster of people that have their backs turned to someone/thing and are doomed by it
Hey look at that cluster fuck of people
door xIridescentx 23 juni 2011
A moment when you don't know what is going on.
Josh and Chandler are driving down the high in the rain when all of a sudden they spin out and do a 720.

Chandler looks at Josh and says "That was a damn Clusterfuck. That is the only word to describe what just happened."
door Godfather2130 14 mei 2011
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