Top Definition
A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.
Did you hear how Dave got totally catfished last month?! The fox he thought he was talking to turned out to be a pervy guy from San Diego!


I was really falling for that gorgeous gal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish.
door sbacker 22 juli 2010
A person who follows another person around. They suck up to that person because the person's social standing is much higher than the catfish's. The catfish is often fat, unathletic, skinny with glasses, or just annoying to everyone around them.
Look at Sebastian following Ryan around, that kid is such a catfish
door raychelha 3 juni 2005
A distorted version of the italian "capisce", meaning "do you understand?". First used in the Simpsons.
If you don't shut up, I'll kill you. Catfish?
door Hugga 4 januari 2005
Its the answer to everything.
Dude: Whats the answer to number 25?
Chick: Catfish, duh.
door LaineyMarie 2 januari 2011
when a guy with a beard rubs his beard in a girls pussy while he is eating her out
ouuuu that tickles
door josh grant 27 mei 2003
A girl most likely named Nadine. She spends most of her time online and that is the only life she has. Be cautious, everything she says is a lie. Deceptive to the core and a sociopath. She may seem genuine but trust me, it's a facade. Not to be trusted.
Beware of the catfish.
door destroyaho 17 september 2013
A simple man, with simple needs. He is honest, supportive, funny, caring, loving, handsome, gentle, cuddly, humble, and loves junk food. He can make you smile and laugh and he can take your breath away. He likes to play with your hair, kiss your forehead, hold your hand, and call you for no reason to talk about nothing for hours. There is no question when he looks at you, he looks straight into your soul and you know that he loves you unconditionally. He is the most amazing man in the world and every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. He is my soul mate, my best friend, and my everything.
I love Catfish, he is my whole world.
door Fiesty Squirrel 28 september 2011
A method of fellatio where the woman deep throats the man in a manner that causes her to make a noise similar to that of a croaking catfish.
Yeah, she catfished me last night. It was great. No gagging!
door Joe24 7 maart 2006

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